Top 60 Adult Would You Rather Questions

In the event you have ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have probably played “Would You Rather.”

The rules are very simple and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game works: You start by introducing a predicament of two equally dreadful-appearing (or sometimes equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the planet understands you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the planet thinks you did it?”

You then smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they pick what they consider to be the less terrible of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.

The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celeb guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to choose what they believe to be the greatest of two horrendous scenarios.

The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no skills outside a little bit of originality. But it is only as interesting as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more illogical and sometimes X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more enjoyable it becomes.

For a little bit of inspiration, here are a few uncomfortable proposals compiled from Reddit,, plus our sick, sick imaginations.

Adult “Would You Rather” questions

Would you rather gain pounds or be prohibited from the web for a month?

Would you rather an unrecognizable kid photo of you be the subject of a depraved internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?

Would you rather accidentally “like” a two-year-old photo of your significant other’s ex-husband whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or accidentally send a sext to your mother?

Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?

Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or have to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?

Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?

Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or cure a rare kind of cancer?

Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?

Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?

Would you rather have your Netflix screening history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?

Would you rather be in a real-life edition of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?

Would you rather be permanently prohibited from Tinder or be permanently prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where your home is?

Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the previous year (without filters or have your personal email hacked?

Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their pictures on Instagram?

Would you rather have the capacity to find out why someone you are dating phantoms on you or the capacity to see genuine phantoms?

Would you rather lose all the pictures you have taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all the books you have?

Would you rather develop buddies in real life or , followers on Twitter?

Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percent raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same salary?

Would you rather be able to select the person who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?

Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other java for the remainder of your life or just LaCroix for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your ability to provide a high five?

Would you rather seem like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your life or Siri?

Would you rather lose the capacity to make use of GPS for the remainder of your life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?

Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which wasn’t sent to you or the skill to see every text that is about you?

Would you rather have naked pictures of you leaked on the internet but not seen by anyone you understand or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?

Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?

Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that could record everything?

Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?

Would you rather have Reddit take up percent of your day or gag take up percent of your day?

Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?

Would you rather constantly get stuck in traffic or constantly have a really slow internet connection?

Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?

Would you rather live in the Pokmon universe but just be able to capture one Rattata or live in the Harry Potter universe but be a Squib?

Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?

Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to only use Kimoji for the remainder of your life?

Would you rather be forced to see your buddies only once per month or lose Twitter followers every month?

Would you rather have unlimited storage space on your own iPhone or unlimited storage space in real-life?

Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?

Would you rather have Google search results for your name confused with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?

Would you rather give the remaining part of the internet control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?

Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?

Would you rather have the ability to teleport each single time you fart or cure any wound by crying at it?

Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?

Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to individuals who are dead via Facebook messenger?

Would you rather take a look at your Mom or your Dad’s internet history?

Would you rather have male birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every girl?

Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently prohibited from your Instagram feed?

Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi asserting against their points?

Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or have to see a physician to get viral marketing from the head?

Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?

Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment captured in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?

Would you rather never need to upgrade your computer or never need to update your smartphone?

Would you rather have Batman’s skills, money, gear, and lifestyle or end crime around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?